when u come online and everyone is indirecting people and you can’t find the post that started the drama
my phone: Storage Almost Full
me: be quiet
proofreading my own writing like wow. u sure do love those commas, buddy. what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal. all those run-ons, friend. why don’t you tone it down, my guy
sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.
- guy on catfish: she's my soul mate and even if she's lying I would love her no matter what if it's the same person emotionally
- catfish host: what if she's like, less hot
- guy on catfish: well... Huh... I hadn't considered that
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
